Hello there! My name is Phoebe and I haven't eaten a fish in three days, which is a good thing all round. I'm 20 years old and live in Australia, so I need all the worldly culture I can get! As such, this blog contains all manner of things, such as culture, art, the state of the world, my life as an amoeba, and anything else that floats my proverbial boat. It is the absolute dregs of polite society condensed into html form, and I really think it would be better if you just averted your eyes right now.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
morgan freeman is my boyfriend
If morgan freeman was my bf id callhim pop
We’d have an interesting relationship.. Hed be my power top
If anyone tried to separate us id call a cop
Hed make me wear a maid outfit, and tell me to mop
(Source: kewlstuff4kewlkidz)
Trouble Sleeping.
I made this a while back and didn’t mean for the guy to look like he’s just rolling in place… but he is.
How to Ride a Werewolf
Now remember, a lady rides sidesaddle, NOT astride. Your mother would be in hysterics at the very idea that a daughter of hers would ride a werewolf astride! Why, next you’ll be showing ankle…
Game of Thrones S03: My Understanding so Far
(Source: wantstobelieve)
Screencap meme • Looking down • The Skywalkers
the sync for the second gif is really remarkable.
im still laughing at this
eurovision prediction: ireland win but bulgaria catch the snitch.
40 Days in the Desert 5/7
(Source: thepreppydiaries)
(Source: lonelyfrenchtraveller)
