Hello there! My name is Phoebe and I haven't eaten a fish in three days, which is a good thing all round. I'm 20 years old and live in Australia, so I need all the worldly culture I can get! As such, this blog contains all manner of things, such as culture, art, the state of the world, my life as an amoeba, and anything else that floats my proverbial boat. It is the absolute dregs of polite society condensed into html form, and I really think it would be better if you just averted your eyes right now.
Satan: You can have anything you wan--
Me: GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE.
Satan: What the--?
Me: YOU SAID ANYTHING. GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD.
Satan: Wouldn't you rather have love or money?
Me: EVERY. LANGUAGE. MASTERY OF EVERY LANGUAGE. NOW.
a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.