Hello there! My name is Phoebe and I haven't eaten a fish in three days, which is a good thing all round. I'm 20 years old and live in Australia, so I need all the worldly culture I can get! As such, this blog contains all manner of things, such as culture, art, the state of the world, my life as an amoeba, and anything else that floats my proverbial boat. It is the absolute dregs of polite society condensed into html form, and I really think it would be better if you just averted your eyes right now.